Installing a husband

Author: , June 02nd, 2009

Chestie super amuzanta primita pe mail (merci Miha) (deci s-ar putea ca multi dintre voi sa o stiti deja). Am vrut sa impartasesc:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under   Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and   Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while   Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause   Husband 1.0 to default to   Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend   5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,   Husband 1.0   is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend   Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support

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    • 15 Comentarii

    1. 1
      Food For Depression 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:12

      O stiam, dar e din categoria oldie but goldie :)

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    2. 2
      Richie 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:29

      N-o stiam si e binevenita.

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    3. 3
      Alina 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:44

      Eu o stiam pe dos… adica un tip era disperat dupa ce trecuse de la Girlfriend 5.0 la Wife 1.0 :)

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    4. 4
      Radu S 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 11:05

      foarte tare :) si eu stiam numai cu girlfriend nustiucat.

      insa aia de la tech support sunt handi, ca in mod cert nu a fost atenta la instalarea programului, erau ceva optiuni de bifat acolo, dar asa e cand nu esti atent ;)

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    5. 5
      Gloria 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:47

      Ha ha! Excelent! Prima oara cand citesc asa ceva!

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    6. 6
      esk 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:39

      Rad manzeste, pot depune marturie ca asa e, in schimb ithoughtyoulovedme.html, Tears 6.2 si Guilt 3.0 nu-l fac sa ruleze Jewelry 2.0 si/sau Flowers 3.5 ci Numaiziprostii 1.0 si Maenerveazacandtesmiorcai 3.1

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    7. 7
      adizzy 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:56

      da excelent..eu stiam alta varianta :) da si asta e tare faina

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    8. 8
      dn 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:34

      si de amant 1.0 si 2.0 versiunea beta nu zice nimic?:))

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    9. 9
      evergreen 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:30

      eu nici n-am ajuns la Husband o.1 si tre’ sa resoftez programul :)) )))))

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    10. 10
      INTJ 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:55

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1132578/

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    11. 11
      Ciupanezul 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:19

      Asta se intampla cand instalezi aiurea si dai numai next, next, ok.

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    12. 12
      Tomata 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:15

      @ Food for depression –> :D Mi-am asumat riscul ca e amuzanta si uite, multi nu o stiau. :P

      @ Richie –> :P Sper ca te-o facut sa razi oleaca. :)

      @ Alina –> :)) ) Si aia ar fi fost interesanta de vazut.

      @ Radu S –> :)) )) Ar trebui sa vedem formularul.

      @ Gloria –> Eu de cum am vazut-o mi-am zis ca o pun pe blog sa o vada cat mai multi.

      @ esk –> =)) Multumim pentru punctul de vedere al unui „user”. ;))

      @ adizzy –> Pune-o undeva sa o vedem si noi. ;))

      @ dn –> Amant? Hm… se complica sistemul. :D

      @ evergreen –> :)) )) Asa defect e?

      @ INTJ –> Inca nu l-am vazut. :D

      @ Ciupanezul –> :)) ) Cine se mai oboseste sa citeasca ce scrie inainte de next? ;))

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    13. 13
      lollitta 
      Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:58

      :) mi-a placut. la mine pe mail inca n-a ajuns

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    14. 14
      iKoupOn 
      Thursday, 4 June 2009 14:30

      Veche tare chestia, si era cu wife si girlfriend … evident, trebuia sa fie si varianta care le fac pe femei sa zambeasca ….

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    15. 15
      Tomata 
      Sunday, 7 June 2009 08:53

      @ lollitta –> Ce bine, acuma o stii de la mine. :D

      @ iKoupOn –> Probabil. Eu nu am vazut-o pe aia cu girlfriend si se pare ca unii n-au vazut-o nici pe asta. Asa ca… nu ma simt prea outdated. :D

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