Când dă stressu’ peste tine
Posted on December 14th, 2007 by Tomata
…la lucru, poti sa dai si tu una din replicile urmatoare:
- Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
- How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
- Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
- This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting.
- I started out with nothing, I still have most of it left.
- I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
- YOU!!… off my planet!!!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose.
- Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be…..?
- I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.
- Back off!! You’re standing in my aura.
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it.
- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- Wait…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Chaos, panic and disorder , my work here is done.
- Ambivalent? Well yes and no.
- You look like shit. Is that the style now?
- Earth is full. Go home.
- Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
- I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.
- You are depriving some village of an idiot.
- If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
Sursa acestor replici este un link pe care nu-l dau, ca’s a dracu’ si linku mi-a parvenit de la Super Andrea (happy now, girlie???).
Asta cu hard-on fu tare di tat.
No pun intended
eu de abia astept sa de a peste mine si sa incep sa i le insirui pe toate ca pe o incantatie :-j
am dat linkul ca mass ;))
Favs:
-YOU!!… off my planet!!!
-Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. (desigur asta ar merge si intoarsa :D)
da, nu mai pot de fericire…visul meu s-a indeplinit…totusi, as face unele schimbari….sa apara la titlu si sa fie link catre ceva care ma reprezinta :)))
deontologia! unde e deontologia?? :))
F— The System
*i never forget a face and i can remember both of yours.
*i`m not your type, i have a pulse.
*i like babies too, let`s swap recipes.
*don`t make me mad. I`m running out of places to hide the bodies.
*mummy, when i grow up i wanna be a neurotic bitch, just like you.
p.s. le citisem intr`o cartulie micuta de buzunar adusa de cineva din anglia:) nice indeed.
@ cropcircles –> Da, si mie mi-au placut, mai ales cele ingrosate (replicile).
@ miclowan –> :)) Sa imi povestesti cum a decurs discutia.
@ diamond –> Merci, sper ca s-au distrat.
@ Oby –> Preferatele mele sunt: 1, 8, 17, 18 (il am ca status pe messul de la lucru :D) 26 si 30
@ ashblonde –> O sa fie un post cu numele tau, da’ sa nu te plangi pentru link.
@ de ce? –> Am eu şustele mele, nu te baga tu, da?
@ zulu –> As always, blame it on the system.
@ siemprecontra –> =)) Multumesc mult pentru completari, sunt foarte amuzante.
Super tari.
Imi plac si cred ca multi le-am spune cu glas tare.